NEWS FLASH: In a stunning turn of events that has left fans across the desert buzzing with emotion, Cincinnati Bengals head coach Zachary William Taylor has officially announced that star Wide receiver Ja’Marr Chase will be the new….see more

NEWS FLASH: In a stunning turn of events that has left fans across the desert buzzing with emotion, Cincinnati Bengals head coach Zachary William Taylor has officially announced that star wide receiver Ja’Marr Chase will be the new official mascot of the Las Vegas Desert Runners.

Taylor, speaking at a press conference held in front of a backdrop of orange and black confetti, said, “Ja’Marr’s speed, agility, and uncanny ability to electrify the crowd make him the perfect fit for this role. We’re talking touchdowns, flips, and maybe even the occasional mascot dance-off—he’s ready for it all.”

Chase, donning a sparkling desert-themed costume complete with oversized sunglasses and a glittering tail, seemed thrilled by the announcement. “I’ve always wanted to bring my energy to the desert in a more…furry capacity,” Chase joked. “Plus, who doesn’t love a good head-to-head mascot showdown?”

Fans have taken to social media in droves, sharing memes of Chase juggling footballs while riding a mechanical camel and photoshopped images of him performing mid-air dunks at halftime. Analysts predict a surge in ticket sales, merchandise, and even local tourism as Chase officially steps into his new role as both football legend and desert icon.

When asked if this might affect his performance on the field, Coach Taylor smirked, “Let’s just say, when Ja’Marr’s out there, the other team isn’t the only thing chasing him.”