BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT: Sydney Roosters fans React in shock as the lock, second-rower, and prop Nat Butcher officially files divorce with his wife Harmony and explain his decision that….see more

Sydney, Australia — In a shocking turn of events that has left fans of the Sydney Roosters stunned, star forward Nat Butcher, known for his relentless defense and powerhouse runs, has “reportedly” filed for divorce from his wife, Harmony Butcher.

According to “sources close to the couple” (again, entirely fictional), the pair—once considered one of rugby league’s most grounded and wholesome duos—have decided to part ways after “months of reflection and personal growth.”

In a fictional statement, Butcher said,

“This wasn’t an easy decision. Harmony and I have shared some incredible years together. But as people, sometimes you grow in different directions. I’ll always have respect and gratitude for her.”

Fans took to social media with a mix of disbelief and support.

“No way! Nat and Harmony were the perfect couple 😭,” one fan wrote.
“Sending love to both of them—life happens, even for our heroes,” said another.

Despite the off-field “drama,” the fictional report claims that Butcher remains laser-focused on his game, preparing for a “massive comeback season” with the Roosters. Team insiders (fictional ones, of course) describe him as “motivated, mature, and ready to channel everything into footy.”

As the dust settles, one thing is certain — the (fictional) Butcher split has become the talk of the NRL community, sparking discussions about love, loyalty, and life in the spotlight.