BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT: Oklahoma Sooners fans React in shock as the Linebacker Danny Stutsman officially Files Divorce With his girlfriend Sydney Sweeney and explain his decision that….see more

In a stunning turn of events that has left both college football fans and Hollywood gossip circles reeling, Oklahoma Sooners star linebacker Danny Stutsman has officially “filed divorce” with actress Sydney Sweeney — or at least that’s what his viral Instagram post is calling it.

The couple, whose surprise relationship lit up social media just six weeks ago with red carpet appearances and sideline kisses, has reportedly called it quits in what Stutsman dramatically dubbed a “mutual and tactical separation.”

“It’s not her, it’s the game,” Stutsman wrote in a now-deleted Instagram story, over a black-and-white photo of him staring off into the distance in full pads.
“I realized I can’t commit to cover-2 and cover her heart at the same time.”

Fans React: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN DIVORCE?!”

Sooners Twitter erupted moments after the news broke. Hashtags like #StutsmanSweeneySplit, #DannyFumbled, and #SydneyToStillwater? began trending nationwide. Memes flooded in, including one showing Head Coach Brent Venables reviewing film with the caption, “Trying to figure out how we let Sydney Sweeney hit the transfer portal.”

“Bro chose the blitz over bliss,” one user posted.
“I didn’t even know they were dating and now I’m emotionally invested in their fictional marriage,” said another.

Why Did Stutsman Call It Quits?

In a tell-all TikTok filmed from his truck (naturally), Stutsman gave more insight into the shocking move:

“Look, Sydney’s amazing. But with Bedlam coming up, I needed to clear my head. I can’t be worried about HBO premieres when I’ve got linebackers to read and quarterbacks to destroy.”

He also cited “creative differences”, revealing that she wanted him to audition for a cameo in her next rom-com, but he declined because it conflicted with spring workouts.

“Plus,” he added, “she’s more of a USC fan deep down. I could feel it.”

What’s Next for the Former Power Couple?

Sources say Sydney Sweeney has already unfollowed Stutsman on Instagram and was spotted courtside at a Lakers game — next to Caleb Williams, no less, which has only added fuel to the fire.

Stutsman, meanwhile, appears to be refocusing on football, posting a cryptic caption on his latest squat video:

“Less love, more reps. 💔➡️🏋️‍♂️”