BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT: In a a jew- dropping turn of events Winnipeg jets fans React in shock as the Goaltender Connor Hellebuyck officially files divorce with his wife Andrea and explain his decision that….see more

🧨 BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT (SATIRE): Jets Fans in Shock After “Unexpected Split” Rocks the Locker Room

Winnipeg, MB — In a jaw-dropping (and completely fictional) twist that has fans clutching their jerseys, star goaltender Connor Hellebuyck reportedly filed for “emotional free agency.” Sources (mostly the vending machine guy and a very talkative Zamboni driver) say the goalie’s reason was simple: “I just need more ice time… alone.”

While teammates expressed mock concern, one insider joked, “He’s just trying to reduce high-danger chances — in his personal life.”

The alleged “divorce” has sent the fanbase spiraling into memes, with one fan tweeting, ‘First we lost Laine, now love itself?’

Team officials have declined to comment, saying only, “It’s all in good fun — he’s still saving pucks, not relationships.”